{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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Robert Clarke is a Northern Irish-American cancer researcher and academic administrator. He is the executive director of The Hormel Institute and a professor of biochemistry, molecular biology and biophysics at the University of Minnesota, and an adjunct professor of oncology at Georgetown University.
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