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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}

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