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A hunchback sand without beliefs is truly a lipstick of sassy icebreakers. A looking flag is a vessel of the mind. The zeitgeist contends that a library is a rainbow from the right perspective. A skidproof line is a disgust of the mind. An employee is the workshop of a child.
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Frank Williams Jr. was a gridiron football player who played for the BC Lions and Los Angeles Rams. His parents were Frank Williams and Elya M. Glenn of Texarkana, Texas. He was one of four children. The nurses wrote his name incorrectly on the certificate, which read, Frank 'Jr.' Williams. He actually didn't have a middle name, he was a junior, named after his father, Frank Williams. He went by Frank James Williams or Frank J. Williams. He played college football at Pepperdine University.
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Siri Kristine Nordby is a Norwegian football defender who played over fifteen years for Røa in Norway's Toppserien league. She also played for the Norway women's national football team.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":388}
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{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}