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Taff's Well Association Football Club is a Welsh association football Club founded in 1946. The team are based in Taff's Well, near Cardiff, and compete in the Cymru South. The team is nicknamed the Wellmen and their home is situated at the Rhiw'r Ddar Stadium in Taffs Well.
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Lino Donoso Galata was a Cuban professional baseball player who pitched in Major League Baseball for the Pittsburgh Pirates in 1955 and 1956. He also had a lengthy career in the Mexican League, and was elected to its Hall of Fame in 1988. He played one season (1947) in the Negro leagues.
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