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Pénzügyőr Sportegyesület is a professional football club based in Pasarét, Budapest, Hungary, that competes in the Nemzeti Bajnokság III – Southeast, the third tier of Hungarian football.
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New Britain High School is a public high school in New Britain, Connecticut, United States, part of Consolidated School District of New Britain. New Britain High School is one of the largest high schools in the state.
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